Alabama Snake

another name for a long penis that slithers like a rattlesnake

She was eroused by Bubba's Alabama Snake

by chewwwy October 9, 2006

alabama

A Southeastern state in the United States that is much better than Mississippi or Arkansas but worse than Florida or Tennessee. If you have old Southern money in your family, you most likely live in Alabama and/or go to the University of Alabama-Tuscaloosa.

Damn good football, though.

Momma and Daddy bought me a Mercedes when I was 16 because I'm from Alabama.

by K.J.S. April 23, 2006

Alabama

To quote Mr. Loser: absolute hicks; have a football team that called the Crimson Tide because they once tied in a game in the 1910s; racists

Nice work, you complete dipshit. Called Crimson Tide because in the early 1900's they had a great season, and an announcer said they looked like a "Tide of Crimson" storming all over the other teams. Idiot.

While it is true that racism exists in Alabama, can you tell me a state that dosen't hold an example of racism? If you think Alabama is bad because of racism, you're probably an idiot, so go jump off a cliff and rid us of your worthless ass.

by Lynx July 5, 2004

Alabama hot pocket

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm

Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.

by Christian Steele December 9, 2008

Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.

Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.

by Smashed February 24, 2003

Southern alabama hot pocket

the act of shit in a girl's vagina and then fucking her

husband: can i give you a southern alabama hot pocket?

wife: yea cause iu totally want your shit in me

by sahdow93 April 18, 2010