To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.
It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.
This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.
This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!
by ClitNinja February 16, 2011
by Handsome B July 18, 2006
"What Charmed(Male on Xerocreative.com)
does while thinking of JubJub(Male on Xerocreative.com)
Note: JubJub isn't gay but Charmed is!
does while thinking of JubJub(Male on Xerocreative.com)
Note: JubJub isn't gay but Charmed is!
OMFG KNOWBIE I GOT IT ALL OVER MY HAND!
MAN JUBJUB REALLY GOT TO ME THIS TIME!
MAN I HOPE jUBJUB WANKS WHILE THINKING OF ME!
MAN JUBJUB REALLY GOT TO ME THIS TIME!
MAN I HOPE jUBJUB WANKS WHILE THINKING OF ME!
by [GoD]Charmed also Charmed April 01, 2005
Answer to the question "If this is an ear wank, and this is a mouth wank, then whats this?" asked to scared first years by bored 5th years in secondary schools throughout the country.
When the first years reach "that age" they realise that they do indeed wank.
When the first years reach "that age" they realise that they do indeed wank.
by Vincentenial November 26, 2004
someone who spends all their sad life on sikipedia writing copies of jokes that arent even funny that you would not tell ur nan
by Willjo July 16, 2008
Whike wanking, press and hold in the perineum when about to ejaculate.This results in no mess as cum is reverted into the bladder. Posher than a posh wank
Johnny:Got any kleenex?
Bill:Sorry mate
Johnny:condoms?
Bill:No
Johnny: No worries mate, I ll have an Inny wank
Bill:Sorry mate
Johnny:condoms?
Bill:No
Johnny: No worries mate, I ll have an Inny wank
by Bobisdabest May 22, 2005
Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?
Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.
Martini: Gooooooooood?
Palmer: Real goooood.
Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.
Martini: Gooooooooood?
Palmer: Real goooood.
by Real sound February 16, 2009