suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day

National give a girl a hoodie day is September 24th. So give a girl a hoodie so she's not gonna be forced to be a thot.

Guy :"It's National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day"
Girl: "omg I don't have to be a thotty thank you"

by k.......----------- September 20, 2019

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Positive response to what is interpreted to be a flirtatious gesture.

Bret Michaels says, "Go easy on the tequila, Tiffany! I may have to physically restrain you pretty soon!"

Tiffany replies, "Don't threaten ME with a good time!"

by sarcastica717 October 27, 2008

Full as a goog

Australian variation of Full as an egg.

What a flaming good roast. I'm as full as a goog!

by Ash in Brisbane November 14, 2013

a good minute

1) an unspecified period of time, generally used when you wish to impress upon someone that you've been waiting for them much longer than desired.

2) the nebulous "suggested" amount of time recommended before venturing into a place where you have done something immoral, illegal or where something unpleasant has happened.

1) "Shit man I'm sorry, how long have you been here?"
"A good minute"

2) Ya know I'd wait a good minute before I'd go back to the pub, they know you were the one who snaked out on a $100 tab."

by Dove July 8, 2004

drank a good night

To have drank so much/become so intoxicated that you pass out.

Michael drank a good night; he went down and didn't come up for the rest of the night!

by c4rol September 15, 2011

Pulling a Gui

When you're invited to a New Year's party at a friend's house but end up getting so wasted that for some reason or another you can't manage to find your way back into the house and are stuck outside in the patio but then you get a sudden, raging stomach ache which causes you to squeeze some Mississippi Mud out of your chocolate starfish into a bag that you just ripped open but cannae close it back so as to hide the evidence you chuck it at the street whilst not realizing the street was a campsite and then the next morning you make like Patrick Swayze and ghost out of there before the consequences of your actions can catch up with you.

Ermalindo: "Hey Jimmy, are you coming to the party tonight at Maria's house?"

Jimmy: "No can do brother, last year I got caught pulling a Gui there."

Ermalindo: "You pulled a Gui there? You absolute savage!!"

by pullingguisformotherteresa January 3, 2019