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Wet Yeti

A man, usually unaware of his own stench due to his lack of hygiene. He will tend to look similar to a mountain man, but lives in the city. Always is a mouth-breather, and can usually be spotted if holding a banjo and wearing hipster glasses. He is very hairy, and appears wet at all times. Thus the term "wet yeti"
"Do you not see the wet yeti over at the coffee shop? Lets not go there, chances are the whole place is going to reek of cabbage and bare feet."
by ladyrae July 5, 2012
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Wet Wilma

Closely related to the infamous "wet willy." The Wet Wilma is where you wet your finger inside of a girls vagina and then stick it in her ear like a "wet willy." It is typically best to do this AFTER sex that way if she does get mad and leaves at least you had sex first.

WARNING: Women do NOT enjoy this and will possibly fight back
After we finished having sex I was slowly fingering her. She kissed me and then told me she loved me. So I slowly brought my finger up to her ear, shoved it in, and said "WET WILMA"
by Zack Herrell July 8, 2012
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Wet Seat

When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".
By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.
by aksival February 23, 2009
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wet back

Racial Slang. Refers to any Hispanic
immigrant, particularly those of illegal
origin (the implication being that a wet
back results from crossing river borders
by swimming). Generally considered to be
a slur, offensive. Also "wetback".
Every summer, they hired a bunch of wet
backs to work the fields, and paid them
under the table.
by T.D. January 20, 2003
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wet pussy

N. A mixed drink or cocktail containing of half Malibu Spiced Rum and Taquila Rose (half each) and served over ice; Also referred to as a "W.P." but the more conservative (or embarrased) crowd.
Cindy became rather embarrassed and excited when Brian suggested she needed a "wet pussy" only to find out it was just a drink.
by Pheebs513 February 23, 2007
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Wet dog

by Glenbob March 5, 2005
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Wet Seal

Wet Seal/Noun- A "slippery" rectum ready for penitration.
by Shua smith March 26, 2010
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