flappy monster

The external lips of a woman's vagina.

Her flappy monster really opened up when I went down on her.

by nuetron November 27, 2020

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Lunch monster

The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.

Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.

by Phaedrus3rd August 26, 2019

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plop monster

When you are trying to take a dump and pushing forever and then you are finally rewarded with the release of a pack of poops, then you have released a plop
monster

Ewww gross... it sounds like Tommy just released a plop monster in there!

by Goat-a-roat April 25, 2021

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suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016

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Malicious Monsters

(noun)
1. The meaning of evil. A monster that will tear you apart, mind and soul.
(adjective)
2. Something that obeys rules without humanity, or without paying attention to specific nuances or situations.

(example 1)
The Malicious Monsters are beautiful and vain, but mostly are evil.

by Michelle Munoz July 28, 2007

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