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book wanker

Book wanker -

A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”

Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”

Me - “no, her mum”

Book wanker - “fish wifey?”

Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”

Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”

Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019
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chair wanker

Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.
"Hey did you enjoy the Isle of Wight Festival?"
"Sure, but there was chair wankers everywhere!"
by Wighteggy June 12, 2019
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Sweaty Wanker

The act of wanking to the beat of rap god and snorting cocaine off your step-Gammy’s sweaty ass crack
Damn bro I heard you were at your Gam Gam’s house doing a sweaty wanker.
by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 14, 2019
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Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.
Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
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chalked it n' walked it

For one to come out with a great one liner and end it on a high note.
Dalip said something halarious and followed up with something not as funny.
Jimmy: 'Dalip you should have chalked it n' walked it'
by munnz July 12, 2016
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one watch wanker

A cunt who thinks he's Billy big bollocks, because he has one rolex.
While his mates have a few .
Look at that fucking one watch wanker, he thinks he's boss because he has that shitty date just
by cakewrestler March 30, 2018
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