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trump

Someone who is a compulsive liar, makes facts up as he/she goes along and labels anything they disagree with as "Fake News". A "Trump" is generally incredibly incompetent at their profession yet has somehow managed to reach a position of power, generally defying all forms of logic and reason. (Refer to the people in the White House if you want proof of that.) Additionally a "Trump" often gets side-tracked during a serious conversation and starts talking about something completely irrelevant before eventually getting back on topic.

A "Trump" will generally also have difficulty with basic spelling and grammar... Sure everyone makes a slip up here and there... But a "trump" will have people whose entire job is to proof read things they put out to the public in written or text form, and a "trump" will often bypass them completely.
Normal person: "We really need to deal with climate change."
"Trump" : "Nah... That's just Fake News."

Normal person: "Oh my god! Did you see that idiot run over a pedestrian?"
"Trump": "Yeah. It's a real shame it happened... But I just had the best chocolate cake in the world."
Normal person: "What the hell is wrong with you?! That pedestrian needs an ambulance!"
"Trump": "Oh yeah. We should maybe call an ambulance for that..."
by JohnathanPieforPM September 2, 2018
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Trump Presidential Campaign, 2000

The lesser known, and of course... less successful Trump campaign. He...
1) Ran for the Reform Party nomination,
2) Announced his candidacy on th 19th day of October 1999,
3) Dropped out after getting no delegates in CA.
Some person: 2016 is the first time Trump has been involved in politics.
Me: No, read up about the Trump Presidential Campaign, 2000!
by Itz Rob December 24, 2016
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Trump

Trump is a vulgar slang word for a penis. It's also an insulting thing to call someone you don't like, especially a boy or man. Much like dick, this word is used as an insult meaning pretty much "jerk" or "idiot."
by Q*bit August 30, 2018
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Trump change

A piddily sum of money received from the Trump administration's stimulus package in response to the COVID19 pandemic.
Guy 1 - "Yooooo whatchu gonna buy wit yo gov money?!"
Guy 2 - "Ima spend it on rent, healthcare, food, and other crippling expenses because I can't afford a lobbyist.... That shit is Trump change"
by Aquarista April 14, 2020
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rectal thrumping

Joe Cahill is amazing at rectal thrumping, probably the best in the business
by Cunthill July 9, 2011
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Melania Trump

The residue left over after a dumpster fire has been put out with lube.
"The fire's out, thank god the KY factory was so close by. Now let's get to work cleaning up all this Melania Trump."
by mo,o,o,o,o June 6, 2021
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trump

taken from the powerhouse Donald Trump, to take over.
Yale gets trumped every game, by UCONN.
by Torr April 9, 2004
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