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FT Twitter 

A bunch of racist ass teenagers or grown men who are keyboard warriors, they make fun of the deceased and say cringy shit like “dub” or “in the mud”. They started a stupid hashtag on twitter: #freefootballtwitter because some of their accounts got suspended and they’re being whiny babies about. Imagine hating someone else’s taste in music
Person 1: I just got called a nonce by someone on twitter
Person 2: Was it an ft twitter account?
FT Twitter by koya94 August 27, 2019
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A favorite pillow that lacks definition and firmness. Any pillow that is limp, or has feathers flying out of it. The opposite of Choate Waballoo; or fat, firm pillow.

Occasionaly; sexual deviants of impure nature refer to their pillows in this manner as if describing a girlfriend.
You suck. You snarfed all the choates and left me the twitters.

I get off on the choates...you seem to be turned on by the twitters. We're perfect for each other.
twitter by Crazy Sven April 21, 2007

Furry Twitter 

A place where I think I've seen enough. Goodbye!
Mom: Who is that you are talking to?
Me: Its my friend from Furry Twitter. Hes very woke.
Mom: You where adopted son.
Furry Twitter by Chevyman95 November 26, 2019

stan twitter 

people who spread more awareness during a time of anger and injustice more than billionaires and influencers
person1; wow have you seen stan twitter recently

person2; yeah I have all fandoms have come together to raise awareness for black lives matter more than any billionaire

twitterate 

When one repeats something they've seen on a social site with less than complete accuracy.
I think JoAnn twitterated on that rumor.
twitterate by Dyeworks_SD June 30, 2009
A twitter update given by an ObGyn to inform his staff of his status.
Dr. Scott twattered that he was off call in hopes that he would have a quiet anniversary dinner with his wife
twatter by deerex December 2, 2009

Twitter goon 

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
Twitter goon by ketamine1 March 6, 2015