tarquin touchcloth

when you follow through after a vigorous fart

'Oh Christ, just did a Tarky Toucher in my Undies'

by Beardo April 27, 2004

baby rhino touch

when your first touch in soccer is horribly awful and goes 3 meters ahead of you.

don't ever pass the ball to Roy inside the box cause he has baby rhino touch.

by Royfh May 8, 2007

Touch My Body

A shallow and lazy potboiler of a song associated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
Appeals to the philistine audience.

Seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.

Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!

by Kappu February 5, 2009

the Touch

If you touch something and it becomes broken and/or dies, you have the Touch.

Eugene has "the touch".

Bob isn't allowed to have animals or plants, he has the touch.

by Lord_D October 24, 2004

Touch fest

Where there are a lot of guys around some women,usually teen guys around teen women, and they all decide to cop feels on them at the same time usually without the women wanting them to.

Were you in the touch fest?

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

touch tittie tuesday

Touch Tittie tuesday Is A bad day for females at school. But great for the Perverted Guys! It's a self-explanatory thing. Females mostly do it to other Females But that doesn't Mean Guys won't do It do!

Andre-" Man today's the day. When I can use my perverted ways!! Right Danté??"

Danté- "Yeah man you already know! Leggoo!!" *Touches random Females Titties*

Girl-" Yo what the fuck???!"

Andre- "Man it's Touch tittie Tuesday bitch!" *Him and Danté both Run*

by WhynotBoi? November 18, 2016

Touch a boy dick day

On October 25 its touch a boy dick day

go up to a boy in touch his dick cause its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019