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Tootsie Rolled

Noun- Unknowingly having poop under your sheets when climbing into bed.

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Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.
Dude, I Tootsie Rolled that asshole, and it's a sloppy one.
by Papua New Guinea Pig August 13, 2011
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toothpasting

Rubbing toothpaste (usually crest) on your nipples to get a pleasant buzz.
You can use tape (preferably duct-tape) to keep the paste on during the day, and hide it during school
Also known as pasting, on the col, gating, etc.
Jimmy: Hey, have you ever tried toothpasting?
Andy: Yea, Matt introduced me to it a few months ago.
Jimmy: Hah, I saw the idea on 9gag and reddit a few weeks ago.
by jim n. iger October 14, 2012
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Toothpasting

Rubbing toothpaste on one's nipples to get high
Have you been toothpasting?

Dude, I'm so pasted right now
by Ramerez October 21, 2012
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green tooth

Another name for rural swamp folk / swamp redneck characterized by any combination of the following: air boat riding (possibly primary form of transportation), gator wrestling, frog hunting, etc generally in a bayou, swamp, marsh, river, etc. The term comes from the common characteristic of having one or multiple green tooth(s). Dialect differences are generally profound.
National geographic shot a gator special with the aid of a green tooth.

Them green tooth sho do fry up um good fog leg an skeeter salad.

The waterboy lived amongst the green tooth.

Princess and the Frog was full of animated green tooth.
by polishsausag May 5, 2010
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sparkling toothbrush

after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies
gross man you got a sparkling toothbrush!
by Rotorious 31 June 9, 2010
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shit tooth

Residue left in a persons mouth after eating anothers asshole
After that chick ate my ass, she looked in the mirror and realized she had a shit tooth.
by theteeth February 3, 2012
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Center of the Tootsie Pop

When a sexual partner is licking a mans “tootsie pop” or penis and then he asks how many licks till you get to the center of my tootsie pop, the woman then licks the mans penis 3 times then proceeds to chomp down on the mans penis, causing him great pain but squeezing the cum, or center of the tootsie pop out.
Friend 1: “Hey I heard that Katie discovered how many licks it takes to get to the Center of the Tootsie Pop.”

Friend 2: “Ya, she left teeth marks and it hurt like a bitch but man did she find that center good!”
by Ohneil69420 October 28, 2019
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