Toast

The period that occurs before the roasting of an individual, to prepare someone to be roasted.

“We’re about to go toast Mike before roasting him for what he did yesterday at the party!”

“if Michael Scott was toasted before roasted, he would’ve accepted the roasting more gracefully.”

by serenityadams December 13, 2019

toasteness

How tostie a peace of toast is after toasting it!

The numbers on a toaster change the toasteness

by Comparability October 30, 2017

Toasted Marshmallow

Cousin to the Dutch Oven, only with a Toasted Marshmallow, you load her pillow up with your anal expulsions then wait until she puts her head on it (or, you could just hold it over her face).

Dude, Melissa got quite the Toasted Marshmallow last night. I ass gassed her pillow and waited for her head to land. Totally stunk her out!

by Whacky-doodle May 30, 2018

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

Not roasting just toasting

When someone says you’re making fun of them aka roasting them but you’re not REALLY making fun just poking fun

“Stop roasting me” “not roasting just toasting”

by Searchingforanogidea March 3, 2023

Fire Toast

A fail (esp. a fail excuse)

Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.

by KcDaBombDiggity October 24, 2011

toasted dope nugget

a pot head eating a chicken nugget.

Your such a toasted dope nugget!

by varholaj April 12, 2011