MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer)

Verb.

Origin: City of the tele-retarded. Jersey Shore.
MTV: Motivated to Fail (In Life) Viewer.

Man! Whats up with him or her failing/not showing up to this class? Must be an MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer).

by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011

Fail Domino

When you fail 2 or more times in a row.

This is similar to a fail train, fail rocket, or fail plane.

1: "Hey!"
2: "Hey how're you?"
1: "I'm good :0"
1: "...:9"
1: ":="
2: "Fail Domino"

by oDedz February 26, 2011

epic fail

The term used to describe when someone makes a supreme ass of themselves as a result of failing at a reasonably simple task. Because an 'epic fail' is such an immense fail, these people are often labled "Fail Whales."

trying to impress his baby son, a dad blew bubbles in his Pepsi through a straw then without warning it erupted into a fizzy lava shooting out of his snout at 1000 miles an hour. Everyone in the restaraunt laughed including a teen who point at him and said "Epic Fail Dude"! laughing he then added "What a total Fail Whale"

by vid007 March 13, 2011

pathepic fail

A mixture of pathetic fail and epic fail.

*Friend has just fallen off chair*

witness: Hahahaha what a pathepic fail!!

by randomer!!! March 15, 2011

Fail Ass Shit

When something or someone is full of fail.

Man that raid was some fail ass shit.

by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011

clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.

1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!

by nogotti August 22, 2011

fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011