Cockbig-19

Cockbig-19 is a healthy disease relating to your penis growing in ways. People who are diagnosed with Cockbig might be considered chads, and good citizens of their country.

That guy has Cockbig-19, and he's so cool.

by Redscreen August 12, 2021

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goved-19

an excuse to make people stay away from you, a “get out of interaction free” card.

sione: mum i dont want madonna coming over anymore
mum: tell her you have goved-19 sione

by johnmayor August 26, 2021

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The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".

"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"

by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021

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