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Tess

An attractive young white Tesla girl with long colored hair.
I see Peggy Sue at the bus stop every morning, she's a tess.
by Herr Gietlbe February 20, 2024
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tessong

tessong is a toe licker
by twinkjiminn February 28, 2024
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Tess G

Tess…Okay so Tess is a lot of things. Her most recognisable trait is probably her intelligence although it annoys her when people call her smart all the time, because she’s more than that, and people don’t notice it. But, yeah she is the smartest girl in your year. She’s a loud mouthed, way too loyal brunette, with freckles, a big smile and blue eyes. There are too many tall people in her year, so she looks short but she’s actually average height. Tess is also really romantic although she tries to hide it. Her biggest flaws are being madly in love with someone after a break up but NEVER contacting them because she’s got more pride than that, and forgetting that’s she’s human. She’s also crazy determined, over competitive and such a great friend. Shell be there for you, whatever the time, because chances are she’s on Pinterest scrolling at 2am or listening to Spotify. She loves languages, reading, writing, music, singing, songwriting, planning her future and writing letters to her ex boyfriends to try and get regret out of her system. It doenst work. If you ever find her, don’t let her go.
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by Tessla_xtlg_03 April 12, 2024
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tesshole

A Tesla driver who given any chance will out accelerate the gas powered vehicle next to them in their electric rocket.
Did you see that Tesla take off at the stop light. There are such a tesshole.
by The Tesshole April 19, 2024
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Toss the football

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.
Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.
by jimsnickery April 21, 2024
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Tesseract

She not ready for when I whip out this tesseract
by Viiii May 4, 2024
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Tess

Tess is an adjective for a GIANT person or thing. Everyone knows when (a) Tess enters a room because the floor starts shaking. Tess hits up McDonald’s 8 days a week and twice on Sundays.
Woah there’s tess
Bro look she’s tess-maxxing
by NedDavis07 May 21, 2024
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