T-tard

Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.

e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.
Nick is such a t-tard that I'm thinking of buying him a blackberry.
by Envious 314 March 16, 2009
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Tard Claw

A plastic spoon that is turned inside out. It has multiple purposes including- a ladel, a back scratcher, a weapon that is quick at the draw, a reaching device, if flipped the other way a spoon, and many more.
Tard clawtard claw back scratcher ladel weapon quick draw purpose
by I am tard claw July 26, 2011
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tard factory

a facility were a lot of stupid people are made or become stupid due to overexposure to misleading propaganda that leaves a person in a state of ignorance and stupidity
Washington DC is the Biggest tard factory in all human history
by lord turd October 12, 2015
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Tard of the Day

when someones so retarded, they dont deserve the 're'
used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.
Becca: *comes into school wearing odd shoes*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*
by Lips.Like.Morphine April 25, 2007
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Orange Tard

He is so dumb he must be a Orange Tard
by Midwest Expert November 01, 2010
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Pre-tard

Referred to as a stupid dumbass who does/says questionable things but has not quite achieved the full status of 'retard'.
A 'retard' in the making.
Padawan retard.
Trainee hillbilly/redneck.
The prequel to 'retard'.
Man 1 - "I can't believe Billy said that to John. What a stupid mother fucker".

Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".

George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.
by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022
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