Urban Dad

A father with a family who is middle-aged, approximately 30-40 years old, and who wears urban outfits, such as but not limited to: small wool beanies, slim fit/straight jeans, stylish lifestyle shoes, hoodies/jackets, carries a backpack, has urban facial hair like a neatly trimmed beard, and thick framed glasses. To qualify as a dad he probably also has a kid or two with him.

Conor: Hey Bill, dude look theres an urban dad!

Bill: What?!?!

Conor: Look over there, that guys fucking urban! And he's got 2 kids! Look at his stylish pants and jacket, and those glasses! And check out that beanie!

Bill: Hahahahahahahah

Conor: Look here comes Urbski Jr.! Look, look! Urban dad!

by cornelius rutheford January 11, 2010

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Do Dad

For me a "Do Dad" is a mostly insignificant thing.

A"do dad"watch chain ornament,

by Hank Louis March 15, 2008

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Your Dad

A really retarded response to the also retarted comment, your mom.

Jack:Your mom
John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shit:Your DAD
Jack: Ya, I ain't to fond of my dad either

by rekcuf October 17, 2005

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dad dick

That experienced penis that can only be obtained through countless sessions of the same old with his wife. Ex: I fucked that girl so hard last night I gave her that dad dick.

Hey baby you want that same douche dick or you want to try out that dad dick tonight!!!!

by daddicj October 13, 2013

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step dad

Total jerk-off who sits on his ass all day drinking. He will act like your real father and try and cut you down like a big prick. If you have the urge to go kill him, I wouldnt hesitate a second

Person1: My step dad is a total asshole.

Person1's friend: Yeah, fuck him.

by -094752-954372-572043945483 August 13, 2009

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