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Squirreled

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.
Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed
by Ljhnh September 23, 2017
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squirrel

by stay don't stray June 29, 2019
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Banana squirrel

That one girl in the group who sleeps around and hoards men-so her girlfriends can't have them. Similar to the way a squirrel hoards nuts for the winter.
Damn it! Tiffany knew I was so into Dave and she just swooped in and banged him just so I couldn't have him! That bitch is such a banana squirrel!
by Zss1990 January 27, 2017
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squirrel chop

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
by DragonsBane07312000 January 4, 2019
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Squirrel

A male (usually) who hooks up with with the only goal in mind to get his nutt and leaves after without satisfying their partner.
Person 1: How was the dick appointment last night?
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.
by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019
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Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.
Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.
by darkness842013 July 18, 2020
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Squirrel Lean

Squirrel lean is a yellow color of Lean that comes from squirrels in a process called trapping
Dat Squirrel lean do be fire tho
by DJFactAnomics April 24, 2023
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