Squirrely

A term used to describe an individual that contributes nothing, but takes/hoards everything else.

Guest 1: "Look at John, he is devouring those orderves".
Guest 2: "That son of a bitch is probably fixing to take the rest home with him".
Guest 1: "Squirrely".

by ChexXMeXx May 5, 2011

squirrel

An unfortunate derogatory term applied to the elderly suffering from the later stages of such diseases as Alzheimers. It refers to the fact that they forget how to do simple tasks such as swallow, and so they chew their food and hide it away in their pockets or handbags, much as a squirrel tucks a bit away in their cheek.

The old lady was a squirrel. Pockets full of mashed potatoes, and handbag of creamed corn.

by Ronamo February 26, 2004

squirreling

to be on somebodys "nuts"
to be clingy

Son your girl be squirreling she stays calling you.

by drequin April 30, 2010

Wet Squirrel

When a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.

Last night when i was getting my dick sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.

by One wet squirrel June 1, 2009

secret squirrel

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

by tacram99 July 20, 2008

squirrel friend

A female who is all about swallowing and saving it for later.

Your squirrel friend seems to be storing nuts for the up coming winter months.

by recliners December 15, 2009

squirrel bite

a very powerful backhand to the nads.

man 1: i just got bit by a squirrel. come look at it.

man 2: ok.

man 1: "squirrel bite".......
*backhands man 2 in the sack.*

by .j.g. August 15, 2006