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Split-Whore

A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.

A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”

Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”

“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”

“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
by FB Bingz September 3, 2023
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split apart

Some way of saying "fall apart". And when you break up, or a part of something loses connection on the object.
THE VERTICAL STABILIZER SPLIT APART!, We are splitting apart!
by ya know? October 7, 2023
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Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023
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Spiteloading

The act of illegally downloading something out of spite for the Intellectual Property holder.
Developer XYZ releases a game exlusively on a proprietary platform. Not wanting to use this platform, the user out of spite for the developers actions illegally downloads the game. Thus he commits spiteloading.
by Serass January 5, 2024
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spitevite

Inviting someone to an event because you know it will enrage someone you dislike.
Apparently my homophobic cousin thinks that she was one of TWO people to attend my virtual wedding, so I added a bunch of spitevites to the in-person party so she can't act like being gay is a social stigma.
by vonLucifuge January 9, 2024
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Split-tation

“The split-tation of water helps the diffusion of H+”

“Mrs. Sewell does not believe that split-tation is a word
by Brailey M. January 12, 2024
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spiteblind

When you aren't certain, or don't care, whether someone's LED headlights are high beams or low, and you turn your high beams on as retribution for blinding you.
I don't care if those are low beams, if you come at me like a solar eclipse, I'm going to spiteblind you!
by Pretty Hate Machine AK January 18, 2024
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