There are people in this world who get really turned on by the fact the person they’re fucking has really soft hair, it gets them really turned on
by Fetish dude February 17, 2019
Get the SOft hair fetish mug.a hipster fuccboi. the same kind of person as a fuccboi/player except he has a tumblr.
usually looks like a girl with a mans body but identifies as male. wears flannels. interested in art but not very good at it (also see girl version art hoe). likes coffee too much. wears beanies and drinks craft bear. probably bisexual. was Probably emo in 11th grade.
usually looks like a girl with a mans body but identifies as male. wears flannels. interested in art but not very good at it (also see girl version art hoe). likes coffee too much. wears beanies and drinks craft bear. probably bisexual. was Probably emo in 11th grade.
by Tingle Likes Rupees November 21, 2019
Get the softboy mug.a lesbian sport; when someone says they are goin 'play softball', they are goin make lesbian love with other lesbians.
if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)
to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.
if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'
if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.
if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)
to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.
if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'
if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.
girl1-"me and a few other girls are goin play softball later, wanna come?"
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"
girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"
girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."
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by Michael Magnuson February 21, 2008
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Damn that girl is a softbottom FO SHO, I could use that ass like a pillow.
Damn that girl is a softbottom FO SHO, I could use that ass like a pillow.
by John Duke April 11, 2008
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