I'm soft

Something commonly said when someone sees something happy and wholesome. Often times said things will evoke strong feelings of happiness. Someone who's feeling soft may feel like being nice to people or making cute content. Basically someone who's feeling soft feels like throwing uwus everywhere.

P1: "I'm soft after seeing that video of military parents seeing their children"
P2: "Yeah, that was so wholesome"

by 10000beez May 28, 2019

Nj Soft

New Jersey is soft because LosPollosTv is soft

Hey bro yesterday i watched lospollos and he couldn’t even open a cardboard box. Fax yo, nj soft.

by John cabalios August 12, 2021

A hard head makes a soft ass

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.

Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.

by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011

Papa Ain't Soft

A term used after being bragadocious, to let people know you're better than them.

"No seeds bitch please, Papa Ain't Soft"
"I just bought another pair of Air Forces, Papa Ain't Soft"

by thereversecowboy April 13, 2009

Try Soft

Definition for a person who doesn't try at anything, is unmotivated and doesn't particulary give a shit about anything. Seems to look and act tired or lazy. Usualy because they have no long term goals in life, think life is a waste of time or think whatever their doing is a waste of time.

Not to be confused with a Try Hard, a person who acts very similarly to a douche. For example like constantly posing to be a rebel against the system or atempting jokes at every oppurtunity that no one else is going to think are funny. Also like to arrive late in EVERY class and act like they own the place.

"look at that girl sleeping in class, shes like ALWAYS so lazy and tired, such a Try soft."

"Well atleast shes not a try hard, like you Miranda"

by CarlosLovesBurito June 24, 2009

Grip soft

Looking to buy cocaine off a drug dealer.

Last night me and Mayor Rob Ford were trying to grip soft.

Let's go grip soft off that Mexican in Harlem.

by FernandoA November 10, 2013

San Diego Soft Serve

The San Diego soft serve is a sexual act that entails a young man consuming a series of laxatives, shortly after a young woman will reach through the young mans legs and pull down on his erect penis as he pushes out fecal matter in to her mouth.

Honey get the tarps, we are proforming the San Diego soft serve tonight.

by Rino1abc December 14, 2018