Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass
by Mr. Dic-tionary April 26, 2017
Get the angel softmug. 
The polar opposite of a hard stan.
Soft stans only think pure thoughts of their bias and wish only the best for their bias without being perverted. They think of their bias as an adorable marshmallow that is to be protected at all times.
Aka: Cris<3
Soft stans only think pure thoughts of their bias and wish only the best for their bias without being perverted. They think of their bias as an adorable marshmallow that is to be protected at all times.
Aka: Cris<3
by KookieCrispis October 21, 2017
Get the Soft stanmug. The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.
by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019
Get the Soft mathmug. A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.
by Draksar October 13, 2025
Get the Soft shelled baby back bitchmug. by dream soft launch August 19, 2025
Get the dream soft launchmug. by chichiheadass July 11, 2019
Get the soft nationmug.