Simon

Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.

Oh, don't be so Simon.

by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021

Simona

Mediterranean name , many Simona’s are all short in height and have a very loud voice also they resemble a lot to the mythical creature known as Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings

That Simona is such a Gollum

Hey Simona where is my precious ?

by Eddie clark_111 November 21, 2021

SIMONA

A MILF.

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOM? SHE'S SUCH A SIMONA.

by someonealreadyused "your mom" November 21, 2021

siméon

Siméon c'est une personne pas prise tête.

Il adore avoir raison mais aime connaître l'avis des autres. Il est super proche de ses ami.e.s et c'est pour ça qu'on veut tous être potes avec lui. Il est giga cool et assez relax. Il aime prendre la parole, ça lui rappel qu'il apprécie avoir raison.

C'est un mec en or, vraiment . Il peut paraître froid , distant et orgueilleux mais quand on brise la glace, c'est une personne très simple et appréciable pour sa franchise. Il est rare de réussir à lui faire un câlin car il n'est pas très tactile. Mais bon, ça fait son charme et son inaccessibilité. Il pourrait partager des meme toute la journée. C'est une de ses raisons de vivre. Il a un humour noir aussi :)

*quelqu'un* : Israël ou Palestine ?

Siméon : Corée du Nord.

by charlie.667 November 21, 2021

Simioni

Simionis are usually attracted to math and they are for sure blonde. They talk faster than a car and in one time you like them, but sometimes you hate them so much that you want to kill them. They are friend with people named: Rala, Svetla, Vila, Joni and Krumcho Vulcho. They hate kids and if you ever tell them something that's not related to math they start yelling at you and call you a crocodile.

"Hey Simioni,can you tell Joni to shave her hair?"

"YOU DUMBASS BEETCH, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MATH??? FOCKING CROCODILE. "

by Doyoung and joni soulmates November 21, 2021

Simone

simone is a very attractive boy. he is very self-critical and ambitious, but also very self-absorbed. He has brown hair and brown hair. he is usually from italy. He is handsome and not ashamed of himself. He's not a relationship type, but he's got a nice side too. He is extremely good at science subjects but absolutely not very good at drawing. He is sporty. He doesn't do anything in favor of others as long as he doesn't see any profit for himself. He is very fond of snacks. He is secretly monitored by the Russian mafia. He is the best Boyfriend you could imagine.

Simone makes a lot of poop

by PokemoneaterSUS November 21, 2021

Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''

by vagin man November 21, 2021