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when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex
"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father
by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014
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KOBE RIDER

Usually a young boy and often posing as an adult, a KOBE RIDER is a 'person' that will defend KOBE to no end, infatuated and engrossed in a pathetic world surrounding KOBE "the QUITTER" BRYANT. They will defend him against any attack by another fan, stomp on anyone that notes his flaws, and will belittle other NBA players while making ridiculous claims without stating any facts to support these claims. In addition, what really separates a KOBE RIDER from the common fan is the skewed logic and complete lack of common sense. Essentially, a KOBE RIDER is a person of the highest point of ignorance and stupidity.... one who is willing to do absolutely anything and everything to glorify the player he believes in, while blindly ignoring the facts and opinions of others.
COMMON FAN: Son, Shaq was the leader during the Lakers' 3peat. He was the main man, nothing to be ashamed of.

KOBE RIDER: Where was fat, useless Shaq during game 4 of the 2000 NBA FInals? Oh that's right, he fouled out in overtime and KOBE had to bail that selfish ogre out.

COMMON FAN: Please kid, KOBE hasn't even won an MVP yet. He has lead the league in scoring only 1 time and this is his specialty. KOBE is a great player, but he has a long way to go before ranking amongst the all-time greats and nearing anything close to Jordan status.

KOBE RIDER: Did Jordumb ever score 81 points? 63 in 3 quarters? Owned.
by McRick_ September 16, 2008
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Pearl River High

A high school in Pearl River, Louisiana. Many people look down on the people at PRHS, under the pretense that all residents of Pearl River are hicks, rednecks, or just plain stupid. However, there are many smart, cool people at Pearl River High.
I go to Pearl River High, and it's an awesome school. Go Rebels!
by PRpride March 30, 2010
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Gay Rider

Somebody mistook Free Rider as Day Rider, which in turn somebody else mistook Day Rider to Gay Rider.

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by Strawberry Clock Version 2 March 19, 2004
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river ass

1. heavy perspiration in the butt crack
2. a variation on swamp ass
"It's so damn hot outside, I have river ass."
by Pat and Jack November 9, 2003
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muddy river

The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.
I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.
by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007
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Chocolate River

The chocolate river involves a girl eating a mass amount of taco bell, and then having vaginal sex from behind. During which she suprises him by unloading all of her diarrea onto the mans stomach, hips, and of course his genitals, making a sort of river from her anus.
"After giving my girlfriend the dirty sanchez she got her revenge with a chocolate river!"
by Willy's Wonka August 15, 2009
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