Pre-modge

The act of having a flick aka buffer flicking while finding a suitable channing Tatum picture to masturbate over

*** casually has a pre-modge whilst scrolling through porn hub ***

by Dnbbexx November 24, 2016

Pre-Pum (p)

When you tilt the gas nozzle toward the car to put gas in, and a little gas has jumped the gun.

Bro, I went to put gas in the car, and there was pre-pum (p)

by Sharnold3 December 12, 2016

pre-queef

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.

Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef

by timetrain December 7, 2015

Pre-hab

A regimen of strength training and conditioning in preparation for a surgical procedure, usually orthopedic, designed to speed recovery.

The reason her recovery went so well and that she was back to playing tennis so soon was that she did her pre-hab.

by erlichmanr October 14, 2018

not pre worthy

a kind way of saying someone is trash.

"rsherrero is not pre worthy

by gonorstrom October 23, 2018

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

pre-stalk

The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.

I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!

by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017