Dopey Patrick

someone who unironically texts at most 3 words like patrick from spongebob squarepants (no offense to anyone called patrick) they also sometimes capitalise U or i even autocorrect cant save em

"Wys" "Yo" "Sn" "Wytm" - Dopey Patrick

by Dopey Patrick December 26, 2023

Charlton patrick gibbons

short

jeffery: yo where is charlton patrick gibbons
Finn: idk but hes really short

by anonymous October 24, 2022

Patrick

People with these names are mostly born in Ireland and become English teachers that reduce the amount of English lessons in the school curriculum by half

"First thing women are looking for is safety" said Patrick calmly
"Come to my house and I'll show you my sheep" said Patrick

by sohailerectedahmed September 10, 2021

Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.

Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?

by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018

Patrick Finley

A guy who ate his poop three times. The third time was on purpose.

Patrick Finley like dogs and poop

by Peoplearelazy1237 October 2, 2020

patrick devlin

The hottest person you will ever come across. Well educated in geography and Russian cuss words. A truly chronic queen.

Patrick Devlin just walked by and all I have to say is, "hot damnnn!"

by Lexi Hershey September 8, 2021

Patrick

A very beautiful dog with beautiful blue eyes.

omg patrick is running down the road

by bigdudes16 November 6, 2022