Piss patina

The fine rust located on bathroom urinals. A result of the semi-acidic nature of urine and poor aim. Common in run down gas or service stations.

"Man that was a nasty piss patina at Quick Trip."

by SaintSAW December 27, 2009

Holland Patent

Small ass town in Upstate New York neighboring Marcy, Stittville, and Barnaveld where shit goes down. Not many people live there, but there's enough to have it's own school district. There's like two main streets with houses on them, and that consists of the town's main population. In the summer, real niggas chill in the tiny ass park by the fire department and sometimes they walk up to Miller jump off the bridge into the scummy ass water below. In the winter, they snowmobile, and well that's about it considering the fact it's well, it's in the middle of scenic nowhere. All in all, the people from the area are pretty nice and chill people.

Guy 1: Hey, you going to Holland Patent?
Guy 2: No? What's to do there? It's in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere.
Guy 1: Yeah, but the niggas there are pretty chill.
Guy 2: I guess. Let's turn up.

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow September 16, 2014

PATRI-IDIOTIC

Following BUSH or any other dictator "blindly";a genocidal military "yes-man"(or woman);an idiotic patriot.

GOLLY,Captain BUSH,I can hardly wait until we can start killing people ,in the name of FREEDOM.Sergeant Shrub,you have the PATRI-IDIOTIC mind and philosophy that our President just loves,now follow me men,so we can demonstrate "fascist-freedom".

by George Prescott Plant December 5, 2003

ass patrol

when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals.

Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"

by Pete Dick March 15, 2008

sven patzer

Sven Patzer is the Elon Musk of the business world, but with better hair. He's a jack of all trades and a master of none, but that's because he's too busy inventing new ways to market his latest influencer campaign for Hickey Hack. He's like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he wears a suit and tie. If you want to take your business to new heights, just call Patzer and he'll make it rain profits. He supposedly also has a huge shlong.

Sven Patzer banged my girl then covered it up with his hickey hack concealer and joked about it on his podcast and wrote a book about it. She told me later he lasted less than 30 seconds.

by Ashleypp April 9, 2023

buttcheek pattycake

When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.

i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)

by pogipinoyboi August 20, 2013

sour patch kids

The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.

"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."

by Shakes May 13, 2005