Glass Cadet

A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.

The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.
"I was talkin to dude, and he just went glass cadet on me. What a Glasshole!"
by xanderbelly February 28, 2013
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Dakota Glass

an ugly ass bitch that is very annoying
by OUBFHDJNSJFHJ November 13, 2019
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whiskey in a hot glass

sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it
A: OH MAN i totally did the whiskey in a hot glass last week
B: damn
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'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.
yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!
by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024
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Glass Table

Where every deep conversation with your homies goes down
Remember the conversation at the glass table last night?
by Evilmario22404 July 03, 2018
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Broken Glass

Cum from a guy that only ejaculates in short spurts and tastes bad
Finally went down on the dude the other night, but he had some broken glass shit going on. Total turn off.
by JimmyShoes2 August 09, 2022
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broken glass

Typicaly found on the one man one jar website. It is widely considered to be a sexual experience
I slid down onto the glass. But the glass shattered and the broken glass got stuck in my rectum
by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018
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