fake sarcasm

Don’t know, but it sounds awkward...

“Wow your sarcasm is real”
“No actually it’s fake sarcasm”
“That sounds awkward

by Fakesarcasmuser June 14, 2018

Pump Fake

when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.

i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night

by Big Jim1234 April 27, 2011

fake cute

When your girl is drinking out of a juice box and she's lookin hella fine

"Damn girl, you fake cute and whatever"

by _paaiiggee__ October 3, 2017

Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 9, 2008

fake yeezys

A knockoff version of a particular pair of shoes produced by Kanye West. It lessens your credibility as a person.

Bro... Malikai bought fake yeezys yesterday. I don't think I can be friends with him anymore.
I couldn't afford a premium shoe, but want to follow the bandwagon and become a hypebeast, so I bought fake yeezys.

by Lovable Loli October 24, 2017

Fake Hooper

A person who claims to play basketball but knows they do not truly play the sport. Also claims to be a "D1 Dreamer" or a "D1 Bound" player.

Person 1: Look he posted another basketball pic
Person 2: Chill he a fake hooper

by @jthebucket August 21, 2016

Fake Bake

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake

by Mughal King November 2, 2014