ivory mustache

When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.

He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.

by Jackin McCrackin 2.0 August 19, 2012

young must

An example of a teenage boy who gives off an unappealing and annoying odor. Most of the time he has a strange personality, a weird sense of music, and is socially awkward.

Kid 1:hey check out that kid!
kid 2: yeah, i know look at that young must.
kid 1: I can smell him from here
kid 2: hahahaha

by totalnickbro January 1, 2012

Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013

sweg munsterz

Gay niggers

Hey stratt do you see joe Yah he is the swegiest sweg Munsterz

by Tyler the lier December 19, 2013

monkey mustache

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.

There are no examples.

Just google monkey mustache for images.

by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014

pearl mustache

The act of spreading ejaculate on someone's upper lip.

That girl was trash, she just wanted some dick, so I gave her a pearl mustache

by bee rye February 14, 2014

thigh mustache

That hairy part of your leg you missed whilst shaving them because you couldn't see it

Dang check out that chicks thigh mustache!

by Jbless April 24, 2014