When Max attends Colonel Macleod and punches you full force "To The Max" right in your pie hole
Leaving you breathless gasping for air while you cry like a baby on the sidewalk.
Symptoms may include mild headache, nose bleeds, and shit in your pants.
Leaving you breathless gasping for air while you cry like a baby on the sidewalk.
Symptoms may include mild headache, nose bleeds, and shit in your pants.
by a broken toaster October 26, 2020
Get the C Maxedmug. The most handsome, funny and kind man there ever was. You could never get tired of him, even when he drives you crazy. Definitely the guy you'll love the most in your entire life.
by Sonjialef June 17, 2017
Get the max-louismug. by GLaDOS's Mailer Daemon September 2, 2010
Get the Max Stacksmug. 
A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.
by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014
Get the Max Calcroftmug. A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.
by An even sadder man May 2, 2021
Get the Max Tmug. by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021
Get the Max Rubenismug.