Loser

Loser is the worst character in object show history. used to be friends with the legendary winner (so much better than him) and used to be a musician also. (i assume) but i don't know how he sings with a screechy old man voice. what is so great about him anyway? anyone who likes loser is a loser.

Me: hey are you a fan of loser? Bubble: OMG!!!!! YESSS!!! Me: you're not my waifu anymore.

by anonymous February 1, 2023

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When someone regularly puts large things inside their butt hole, that it stretches it to point of when they walk their poop just falls out their butt and down their pant legs.

"Last time that looser came over there was so much shit on the ground it was difficult to avoid stepping in..."

"I you keep stuffing huge things in your butt you will become a looser..."

"You can always smell when a looser is near because it smells like ass..."

by Dirtbackinator February 6, 2023

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Yeah you follow my instruction manual to get rich (Because I talked previously about how easy it would be for me to make a million dollar with that Kylie girl and about using the money to buy a casino) and how is someone who could fight pointed a camera at their face and said the things I said everyone would agree with them. You literally just did what I told you. And WHERE ARE YOU NOW ASSHOLE!? WHERE ARE YOU NOW? IN A FUCKING CAGE YOU STUPID BASTARD! But yeah. I'm a loser for fucking complaining.

Hym "I'm a loser huh? Ok.... Ok... Here's this, how about this: Where you fucked up is the same place where everyone who has ever been on a team with me has fucked up. You tried using your own shit-filled cranium instead of doing what you were told. See, by saying that you (according to a lawyer) 'Made them fall in love with you' you did what constitutes 'defrauding them'. And, to me, this means that it is likely the case that the WOMEN have a case against you rather than the state. So, if the women aren't pressing charges, I don't think it should be too hard for you to get out. And because they AREN'T pressing charges what the state is doing is making the claim that the women 'weren't of sound mind.' Which means if you can get an expert to convince them that the women are legally competent and the women aren't pressing charges or are even coming to your defense, they shouldn't have a case. Just admit you were being hyperbolic to look cool to your sycophants when you said 'you made them fall in love with you' just like you were being hyperbolic about your LAWYERS WHO COULD GET YOU AWAY WITH ANYTHING. A fucking loser huh? Does 👆 that help? Why isn't your shit-brain lawyer doing that?"

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

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