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A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.
The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.
by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022
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Manuel Lomeli

A really sweet guy who loves to be around his girlfriend and is super loving. He’s not open around his friends but is around his girlfriend and loved to be cared about and cuddled. He is perfect in every way and matters so much. He is the perfect boyfriend and his girlfriend is glad to have him in her life
Manuel Lomeli: the best person I’ve met in my entire life. I’m happy to call him mine.- Kamila
by Cinnamonmybeloved July 23, 2022
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Ur.local.izuru.simp0

Ur.local.izuru.simp0 is a TikToker who is obsessed and hard over Izuru Kamukura, Nagito Komaeda, Hajime Hinata, Byakua togami, and Makoto Naegi. their most popular video is about if you listened to these songs which is from the Mr. Incredible meme. They are a Danganronpa and a gacha account.
Ur.local.izuru.simp0 is so obsessed with Izuru like literally they won't stop thinking about him they said in one of their videos.
by Kit^⁠_⁠^ November 20, 2022
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Object Localization

Object Localization is the concept of an object escaping hyperspace to become physicalized. This phenomenon occurs when an entity/object's death boolean is set to 1 or true. It can also occur if an entity/object brute-forces outside of hyperspace and converts into an electron on exit.
Alexandra: Right... So what the fuck just happened?
Bob: It's simple, the chair entered the null class of trans-hyperspacial leveling and experienced object localization.
Alexandra: That doesn't answer my question.
by olek0 January 25, 2023
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Luke_Locklear14

Absolute big nosed chad. Communications major who peaked in HS.
Man... Luke_Locklear14 is lazy!
by NateGames May 29, 2023
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Jane lobell

Jane lobell is a woman who on the 15th of January 2019 got hit by a lorry on the m6 after she upset David Bowie, she is also the leader, along side issabelle baron of a cult also known as the galgate walking club.
e - god I wish I got hit by a lorry on the m6 on the 15th January 2019.
simon - just like jane lobell!
by littlecheekygirlonthem6 June 23, 2023
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educational local

A friend you know that goes to a nearby high school, college, or university
"yoo that's my friend over there! he's an educational local" "greetings my educational local, how u been?"
by gyattamasaurus rex September 1, 2023
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