Pulling a Kevin

Getting drunk on your lunch break

It’s a real slow shift so I’m thinking about pulling a Kevin

by Rick Teggan November 22, 2017

kevin restin

A huge kid that sucks at video games and has a micro penis.

That kid is a real kevin restin at video games.

by kevin restin March 3, 2017

Kevin L

The type of guy that would go to the washroom and get stuck in there for 2-6 days and he is constantly constipated

Damn that man is definitely a Kevin L he has been in there for 3 days already

by Kevin Baldo October 24, 2020

Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

Kevin Pacetti

A Kevin Pacetti is what we call something that has had poop rubbed all over it and is dirty

Hey he rubbed poop all over him self. What a Kevin Pacetti!

by TL Ghostwell January 17, 2021

evil kevin

A second personality typically in people named Kevin who is too sexy for their own good.

Bro you better stop looking so sexy or I'm going to have to start calling you "evil kevin"

by Steve Immortal April 28, 2021

Kevin Jackson

An all around really nice guy. He's amazing, sweet, caring, and has a great sense of humor. He loves to make people laugh and loves to laugh. He is handsome and very attractive, and has the greatest smile. He seems to sometimes thinks too low of himself because of his past mistakes, but has no reason to at all because he is exactly the perfect type of guy a girl could ask for. He is a guy you will love to have as a boyfriend and someone you will want to keep as a close friend. He is the guy you will look at and ask yourself why your boyfriend as wonderful as him. He is the just so wonderful.

wonderful sexy down to earth caring handsome kevin jackson

by Cupid<3<3 November 30, 2011