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Jacob

Paige: Jacob is amazing
Brianna: I know right
by Systemo'adown May 27, 2016
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Jacob

Biggest dickhead that goes to your school. Talks shit behind your back, hates all girls, and gives people stinkeyes for no reason but because he doesn't have a life. Often tries to skip class and complains when he gets expelled from the class. Lies about not taking drugs are smoking because he thinks everyone in the school is a fucking idiot. The kind of kid that drinks behind the school and expects not to get caught.
Cute girl: "Hi Jake!"
Jacob: "Fuck off, you attention whore."
by RainingRaisins February 19, 2015
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Jacobitti

Research shows that the Italian surname Jacobitti is of patronymic origin, deriving from the personal name of the father of the original bearer. In this instance the surname derives from the name Jacobitto or Giacobitto, a variant of Iacobo, or Jacob, which ultimatley derives from the Hebrew term "akew," meaning "heel," representing the belief that Jacob is said to have been born holding onto Esau's heel. Since the final letter "o" of the Italian surnames frequently changed to the letter "i" when the surnames were passed on from one generation to the next, the meaning of Jacobitti may be interpreted as "son or descendant of Jacobitto", a name which contains the diminutive suffix "-itto". It should also be mentioned that surnames beginning with the letter "J" are primarily found in Southern Italy.
The name Jacobitti comes from Italy.
by horse_whisperer90 April 22, 2009
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jacob ewaskey

cocky, small penis, has a hott girlfriend, acts gay 99.9% of the time, enjoys grabbing the male body parts, queer, whipped.
krystal:"Who's your bf?"

jen:"Jacob Ewaskey"

krystal:"I'm sorry"
by Krysjen May 4, 2010
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Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.
I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.
by Toodles777 December 11, 2012
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Jacobic

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect name. Not even Charlie Sheen or Adam Sandler can compare to thus name.
SHIT DUDE, look at Jacobic, he's fucking amazing man!
by Jaco722 August 27, 2013
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Jacob has a Vigina

He's a biggest pussy in the room and he has a minge between his legs
by Bladen botts July 31, 2016
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