Jason

A thot. He fucks bitches but gets no money.
He's funny tho

But annoying
I GUESS HES CUTE OR WHAT EVER

Girl: Hey
Boy: my names Jason
Girl: oh hell no

by Esther3001 August 7, 2019

Jason

A Dark Dog

Yo, is that Jason

by Paniic2134 August 21, 2019

Jason

Jason is a male ballet teach that you either love or hate. He loves his advanced 3 dancers and hates Tristan... and lily. Tea. If he likes you he will give you a fun nick name from the first class all the way tell your last. He’s funny but is a little brutality honest. Some times he has anger issues. But all in all we love Jason.

“I really don’t want to take Jason’s class today he always up my ass”

“Lose the laundry!!”

“Sup” said in a deep voice and a head nod*

by crackmadance123 October 8, 2019

Jason

A little bitch who won’t fight his little brother cause he a pussy

Jason can’t pull in hoes like his brother cause he just a little ass cry baby hoe

by Nibbaman6969 December 8, 2019

Ultra Jason

His youtube cerrer is nice pg family friendly helps go sub to him

P.S Ultra Jason is me

P.S ok

Look up Ultra Jason on youtube he is so funny

by Im am a Ultra September 24, 2017

Pulling a Jason On it

Hitting a club on your own after all your mates have gone home...to score.

Legless & horned up - "Pulling a Jason On it" involves staggering into a well known meat market at 3 in the morning on your OWN to try his luck with the ladies.

by Fiuntin July 2, 2007

jason statham

an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.

i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...

by mr. bradley March 2, 2011