when you stick your "jake" (penis) in a girl's mouth or hand and between her boobs. As opposed to regular sex when you hide your jake in a girl. Regular sex is preferred by most guys but jake sex is still quite pleasurable if performed by the right girl.
by Jakeee April 04, 2008
by Emma Bear 🐻 April 06, 2017
A well fit bloke who sports vnecks and messy hair that is NOT straightened to bits. Listens to the Kooks and dances bare cute. Unlike any unintellectual chav.
Has an adorable little indie girlfriend. Plays guitar and sings in a local band.
Has an adorable little indie girlfriend. Plays guitar and sings in a local band.
Cali:Oh my god like look at indie jake he is just so like amazingly perfect. JAKE! I LOVE YOU!
Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by misslukepritchard August 05, 2008
The most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. He is amazing...and Donnie Darko was not over-rated. It is amazing.
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
by Spoogie November 19, 2007
Jake Paul is a viner along with his brother Logan Paul. These two boys can make almost everyone laugh. They are very handsome and have great personalities making them a big hit on the app called vine.
by toglamtogiveadamn July 01, 2014
by Aaron MT January 31, 2008
A condition where a person fells the need to compulsively lie about almost everything, whether it be simple or complicated. Most fabricate elaborate lies to gain attention such as pretending to have been attacked or diagnosed with an illness.
Similar to a hypochondriac.
Similar to a hypochondriac.
by Dursh June 29, 2011