On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd
by Midget hater. April 2, 2023

by araara April 14, 2019

Celebrated the 3rd Friday of every month, it is a day looked forward to by many and forgotten by little. We honor those who are proud to be munch’s and have to commit at least 2 acts of munching.
by RotcCadet420 March 19, 2023

March 18. At that day you are allowed to throw as many rocks as you can at femboys and they CANT fight back or complain
"Oh boy, i cant wait for march 18! International Throw rocks at femboys day is my favorite holiday!"
by Tharlo21 December 27, 2023

The worldwide holiday Celebrated on November 22nd for ingesting milk so spoiled you have to chew it like room temperature tofu
Grab your pints and bottoms up because its international steez day, drink up you fucking dreadhead slut
by IssaMysteryy November 22, 2021

Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.
by Lolxdaveryxdxd October 24, 2020

When your new coworker is so incompetent, the only thing their good for is jerking someone off and wiping their asses.
“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”
“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”
by fearjerr March 8, 2024
