A terrible affliction affecting a percentage of the public who are characterized by hands made of muffins. However, this malady is only compounded by the additional fact that the person possessing the hands are forbidden to eat their own hands in cases of extreme hunger.
(Note: Although this condition has not been witnessed in the medical field, the term could apply to someone with deformed hands or one who cannot use their hands properly)
(Note: Although this condition has not been witnessed in the medical field, the term could apply to someone with deformed hands or one who cannot use their hands properly)
I don't know how Dr. Schmidt is able to function in everyday society with such a terrible case of muffin hands.
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3. Add a ball tickle for fun.
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