pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

new york hammer

Referring to a male who has enlarged penis

Have you seen the new guys package ? Yes I have and that boys got the New York Hammer!

by C.Stuart. November 24, 2019

Star Spangle Hammered

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.

Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.

by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022

Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

by Lean Beef December 10, 2015

sad hammer hours

sad n-word hours but for lonely, annoying white people to name their Spotify playlists after

guys, it’s sad hammer hours

by Poop on the ceiling March 24, 2019

Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection

Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened

by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012

hammer on the rock game

a game in which a half-naked man in a cauldron attempts to climb a mountain with a hammer; getting over it.

He was playing hammer on the rock game in class

by I haven't been kidnapped. March 29, 2022