fruitbowl

When fornicating with a member of the opposite sex (or not depending on preference) one slips one's nuts into the action to create a lovely FruitBowl. Also see Mudbowl, similar to a Fruitbowl but the completed package of sweaty love is inserted into the anus rather than the vaginal opening

"My dear you look a trifle flushed, have you been fruitbowling it again?" enquired the First Earl of Chester of his chambermaid

"Why yes m'lord" she replied "most enthusiastically m'lord"

"Excellent" he replied "then you won't mind me slipping you a mudbowl"

by gareth simmons May 28, 2005

fruit fly

A woman who is (unwittingly) attracted to gay men (especially closeted ones).

Cera: I can't believe he's gay! We dated for a month!
Suzy: I'm so sorry honey.
Cera: This is the fourth time this has happened!
Suzy: Well, you have to admit, you're a bit of a fruit fly.

by jehseh December 27, 2009

low-hanging fruit

A Male With low-hanging fruit (Nuts, Balls, Testes, Etc..)

Boy He Has Some low-hanging fruit

by KingSparta June 23, 2008

fruitarianism

A dietary belief and subculture founded on the school of thought that humanity is anatomically frugivorous and would benifit most by eating accordingly for optimum health. The theory is scientifically sound yet the life is a difficult one to maintain in a world where most fruit is hybridised, pumped as much as legally possible with pesticides, and irradiated. Fruitarians who live on healthy land with plenty of rain tend to see the full benefit of their belief in this natural diet of Man.

Fruitarianism is often accompanied by the tenets of raw foodism.

'Fruitarianism, or the Theory of Human Frugivory, like our planet being round, is one of those simple truths which will be met by opposition for dozens, if not hundreds or thousands of years before being even remotely accepted.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

Fruit rollup

When a guy eats the pussy of a bitch on her period, lets the blood dry, rolls it up and eats it.

Bruh, her fruit rollup tasted awesome.

by bongra December 9, 2010

fruitarian

someone that only eats fruit(no animals vegitabls or animal byproducts) They eat the fruit and then use the seads 2 regrow more fruit 2 eat

hippies usaly would b type of ppl that r fruitarians

by Jake S. (www.myspace.com/peace99peace) October 8, 2007

fruit booter

The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.

Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...

by Ifocked Yermama September 22, 2007