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baby fart

usually comes after eating a 3rd jar of Gerber's green bean mushroom puree mixed with banana pudding and is barely audible even to the person responsible for it but it leaves the room in which it happens smelling like death itself has died...
OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
by Dr. Simulacra November 14, 2013
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When the shit hits the fan

When a hidden or contained problem (the shit) is suddenly exposed or spirals into utter chaos (shit making contact with rotating fan blades) causing a change of tactic from problem elimination (disposal of shit) to damage control or abandonment (cleaning of all traces of bits of scattered of shit or escaping as situation is now unmanageable)
When the shit hits the fan, we’re going to need to call in a cleaner
by BLEVE March 20, 2013
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facebook christian

A person who blatantly flaunts their Christianity on Facebook or other social media, but does not pursue their religion actively in the real world or leads the opposite lifestyle in real life.
Veronica posts "99% of people are too embarrassed to embrace Christ as their personal savior on FB.. most won't repost their love of Jesus" then engages in premarital sex, drugs, and generally un-Christian behavior in real life.

Me: "Wow, what a Facebook Christian."
by Ikken4122 January 5, 2010
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Ripping fart

A ripping fart is a powerful flatulence that feels as if rectal rupture has occurred.
Chief Turd in the Face, let a ripping fart so painful, that he feared he might need ER care.
by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
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you are not the father

The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.

Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.

Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.
Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-

"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"

*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony
by ACG2x September 8, 2004
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King of Fancams

V (Kim Taehyung) of BTS was the 1st idol to have a fancam that reached 1 million views. He currently also holds the title of having the most watched fancam with his "Boy With Luv" fancam.
"People enjoy watching Taehyung's expressiveness & performance in his fancams. He truly is the King of Fancams."
by KPOP WRITER January 13, 2021
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Fake and gay

Usually seen in comment sections of YouTube or Facebook videos. Many videos are faked in hopes of going viral. To call the video gay is not a literal sense of the word gay. In this situation, gay is being used to call something stupid. When combined together, "fake and gay" is not only calling the video stupid but also saying it is clearly fake to be share-bait.
Person 1: Woah! PrankInvasion is making out with his sister in his new video!
Person 2: Fake and gay
by DemZzz March 30, 2019
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