The term used for the same two people that always hook up, engage in sexual intercourse, oral intercourse or an intense staring contest while under alcoholic influence (similar effects found under the influence of marijuana, Cocaine, or due to the repeat playing of Mrs. Jackson, by OutKast)
*noises similar to Dr. Dre's "The Doctors Office"
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny December 26, 2010
Get the drunk couple mug.(n.) similar to the disorder of bi-polar but is alcohol induced. It is basically having an alternate personality when intoxicated.
by druuuuunk January 3, 2011
Get the drunk polar mug.While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
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"I just got 17 copies of Stephen Colbert's book and a beer bong in the mail, I must have been drurfing on amazon again."
"I just got 17 copies of Stephen Colbert's book and a beer bong in the mail, I must have been drurfing on amazon again."
by JONODE June 20, 2011
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Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.
by Hookertron 3000 August 13, 2011
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by Ewhaley December 16, 2011
Get the Drum Crotch mug.A fun loving, sometimes dodgy Asian individual who partakes in the recreational consumption of illegal and legal drugs.
Person 1: Hey, isn't that Tom from highschool? He looks pretty out of it. His pupils are huge.
Person 2: Yeah, didn't you know? He was the biggest stoner in our grade. Total drugasian.
Person 2: Yeah, didn't you know? He was the biggest stoner in our grade. Total drugasian.
by $a$$_witch October 28, 2012
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