Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website where white kids, who either only listen to J. Cole or Lil Yachty, post wrong definitions and think all black people are stupid. They say "mumble rappers destroyed this generation" off their iPhone sitting in their suburban home.

A:Hey Cody what's a Percocet

B:Go on Urban dictionary bro , that's where all of us hood people go

by Migo_X March 12, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The website I go to when I'm so bored, I don't care what I look at.

Urban Dictionary is a messed up place.

by Anthonias February 22, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A shit website, with shit "helpers", shit definitions, and shit formatting.

Fuck this shit.

"You like Urban Dictionary?"

"Hell no. I made an account for one day, haven't been on since. That shit sucks!"

by gentle snowflakes November 15, 2018

urban dictionary

a place for people like us to sneak fanfics and just write

...and be dirty sinners

"get out of urban dictionary and get a life"

by PorcelainCanid February 18, 2018

urban dictionary

the site where people post definitions that they came up with, with little to no filtering;
the even worse version of Wikipedia

teacher: where you using Wikipedia to do your research?
student: no i was using urban dictionary
teacher:

by -the skunk July 31, 2020

www.urban dictionary

The only reason people come to this website is so they can write the definitions of words.Heres one! A website where people tell their life stories, curse, and don't write definitions!

"I use www.urban dictionary!"

by Mario F it November 14, 2019