Definitions by !!!!!@

zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop 

The sign of ultimate boredom and isolation when ur in the school computer lab. Typed simply by going bottom-to-top on the keyboard.

Figure 1: Man, this is boring I'm just gonna type qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolop.

Figure 2: I'm so bored I'm gonna type zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop.

Figure 1: "Gasp" OMG!

zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

Urban dictionary 

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

Urban dictionary by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

bitch 

One of the most versatile words in the English language; it is used to express a multitude of emotions; anger, anticipation, despair, endearment, envy, excitement, fear, horror, joy, shock, surprise, warning; all achieved by one's enunciation and intonation.

Endearment: Hey bitch!

Joy: Oh my god, bitch!

Anticipation: Bitch, guess what?

Shock/Pain: Stubs toe Ah, bitch!

Envy: She's SUCH a BITCH.

Fear: Bitch. What was that noise?

Surprise: BITCH!

Warning: Bitch. Don't try me.

Despair: Biiiitch.

bitch by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

Justin Bieber 

A disgrace to Canada.

Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.

Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.

Justin Bieber by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

zdfghjkljhgfdssertyuiknjbhvg

When your so bored so you just scribble through your keyboard.

I'm so bored! Wait! I know what to do! Write's: zdfghjkljhgfdssertyuiknjbhvg on the keyboard.

zdfghjkljhgfdssertyuiknjbhvg by !!!!!@ December 5, 2018

That's what she said 

U FUCKIN IDIOT!!! SHE SAID NOTHING!!!

Boy 1: That's what she said
Boy 2: SHE DIDN'T FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING!
Boy 1: Bro

That's what she said by !!!!!@ December 4, 2018

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When your so bored you have nothing better to do but type every single possible thing on the keyboard.

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