bullet in brain disease

An expression used to describe someone who was shot in the fucking head. This phrase is most commonly used by assholes, because there is no any particular reason anyone would use it other than poorly describing murder to a toddler.

“Have you heard what happened to Joe? I heard he contracted the rare BULLET IN BRAIN disease

by Mr/Stick May 12, 2022

Locs Disease

Lack of Common Sense Disease
Symptoms are :
Lack Of Common Sense (obviously)
Goofy Look On Face ( Even When Being Serious )
Lack Of Attention

Some Experence:
Gay Tone In Voice
Extreme Hunger ( Even When Not Hungry )

Signs Start At Childhood... But Cure Is Still Unknown

Thanx Steve And Tirzah
The Truth Must Be Told !!!!

What Wrong With That Guy? Whys He Doing Things Ass Backwards?

Its Locs Disease.

by Masta Dragon Red January 11, 2008

Mad Cow Disease

your mother mid cycle

your mother during a heavy flow finding she has no sanitary towels in the house

by ulrich von lichtenstein February 5, 2004

Eating out of the tin disease

a disease affecting human beings and apes where the eater can die.

"Fuck me, I think I've got eating out of the tin disease from that can of tuna"

Craig Stewart 20/01/2005

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

Gay Disease

The gay disease is when you say gay too much times when texting or talking it can cause cancer or cause you to be gay yourself

Kaden has said gay too much times and Now had the gay disease

by Yugi740 June 18, 2018

WAF's disease

WAF's disease

1. The "Weird As F***" Disease
2. When someone has no social graces
3. When someone never filters what they say and think they're being funny, but are just making everyone else uncomfortable and feel really awkward.

"Amanda is weird as f***, she's got that WAF's disease!"

"Amanda's WAF's went crazy the other day and she started talking about her addiction to video games...it was really embarassing that she wasn't embarassed."

by lalalanc February 25, 2009

Bum Disease

One butt-cheek with an abnormal size and shape. The cause is from petting Giraffe tongues. Another cause is eating pretzel and cherrios at the same time. Side affects of Bum Disease are excrutiating pain. Feeeling an overwhelming attractivness to Mr.Collins. There is only two ways to cure this unfathomable disease, you must look pictures of sexy nerds and Mr. Darcy. from Pride and Prejudice .

Willis didn't go to school because he had Bum Disease.

by Fredwardmoo February 4, 2009