computourettes

the act of pressing random keys on the computer for no particular reason; usually occurs when instant messaging.

Matt: and then i told her to make me a sandwich
Adam: ck16abacn'.,b5tmclms
Matt: you must've not taken your computourettes medication today

by ChaDam315 January 26, 2011

compuke

The feeling of nausea after long hours of trying to fix your computer.

Dammit! Nothing seems to get rid this weird pop up on my screen! I think I'm gonna compuke...

by EGeg May 3, 2011

Compuveg

Vegging out in front of a computer to the detriment and exclusion of all other, perhaps more worthwhile, tasks

He/She has been compuvegging for so long that they are actually getting a net-tan

by robsie November 20, 2011

Compument

To make positive remarks or observations about someone's computer hardware.

IE: "Hey Nice laptop!"

Some random stranger paid me a compument about my new graphics card today.

by Sevecy June 18, 2011

computitor

a nerd who competes with other nerds to be the most computer-savvy

Person 1: Why is he Googling Microsoft Excel shortcuts? We rarely use that program.

Person 2: Cause there are so many computitors in this class.

by bethbethb November 3, 2011

Computard

Someone who spends too much time on the computer or internet, doing pointless things.

The population is becoming saturated with computards.

by NoOne0 September 8, 2013

Compusexual

n. A person who basically lives alone, often in their parent's basement, and a virgin whose only sexual contact is online porn and hentai anime.

"That dude really needs to get laid".
"It'll never happen. As long as the Internet is up, he'll be a compusexual."

by Captain Barbacana October 5, 2013