cleiver

Guy with at least a 30 feet peepee

Guy 1: hey I'm a Chad
Guy 2:but I'm a cleiver
Guy 1:Dies instantly and completely obliterates all traces of him and his family

by WeinerThePooPoo May 14, 2018

Claven

A derogatory term referring to a person or thing that sucks.

Friend 1: Can you stop taking my stuff!
Friend 2: How about no.
Friend 1: Can you stop being a claven

by AdamWarlockPerfect June 12, 2018

cleveland wheelchair

During the act of having sideways sexual intercourse, the partner being plunged into proceeds to shit all over the other partners genitals.

Hey man, i tried the cleveland wheelchair the other day with your ex, and i have to say i was absolutely wicked.

by deemer34 June 28, 2018

Cleveritis

When you try to be clever but it backfires and causes a lot of chaos on misery.

The other day I was on Urban Dictionary and caught a severe case of Cleveritis and now I feel poopy and stupid.

by Worstmomever September 9, 2018

Cleveland switcheroo

The Cleveland switcheroo is a classic technique that involves picking up a hooker on the streeet. When you arrive home you quickly undress (as you are excited to bang a hooker) and you pour your pile of blow on the table. The hooker then drops her panties, and her dick which was consealed (pulled between her legs) springs out and smacks the coke pile into your face, causing a near instant over dose.

:Did you hear what happens to max?
:No
: he went out for a good time on his birthday

:what happened
: oh, some he-she gave him a Cleveland Switcheroo

:damn, poor guy

by OG Mudpipe September 14, 2018

cliception

A clique that contains 1 or more clique.

The cliception was account of the oldest 2 cliques to ever exist.

by Deadric666 March 25, 2019

Cleveland Texas High School

A very crappy school that has dumb people and a place where Freshman girls fuck their coaches.

Jacob: What school did you attend
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach

Sebastian: Yeah

by The_facts March 27, 2019