A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.
Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."
by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016
Get the Poon cheater mug.when you cant stop thinking about someones even if you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Not always the best thing to do cause its not helping a relastionship... Also means that youre in some way cheating on youre partner . Cause usually the person youre thinking of is in some way more important to you then the partner youre with in the moment.
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