Child Support

The lesser of two evils, the other being actually raising your own kids.

Father: I told my wife she could either give me a blow job or get out. She took the kids and left. Later she realized what a mistake she'd made and returned the kids.

Father's friend: At least you don't have to pay child support.

by Mister Muckle March 6, 2011

Child

A sub-human creature that, with time and luck, may grow to become human. The inevitable result of repeatedly having unprotected sex.

I would not kill a man without being heavily provoked, but a child? They're not even human yet.

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

child bearing balls

a man with extra large fertile balls

do you have kids? cause man you have cild bearing balls.

i cant help the bulge in my pants...i have child bearing balls

related to a females hips...my you have wonderful child bearing hips

by the irish moose is loose January 20, 2010

slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

by Spiedr November 30, 2006

Time Child

Refering to a person with a distant eccentric intelligence as if from another time. A Time Child's complexly annalytical world view is broader and richer than an average human. Time children are typically gifted in the arts as well as having vaguley expressed supernatural abilities including clairvoyance. The term was created by Conor as a nickname for his friend Jonah.

Hunter S. Thompson was a total Time Child.

by TruthMachine February 13, 2009

add-on child

A child born to keep another child from being an only child or to provide transplantable parts for an older child, especially one who would not have been conceived otherwise.

In Jodi Picoult's novel My Sister's Keeper, Anna Fitzgerald, the daughter conceived to provide bone marrow and a kidney transplant to her terminally-ill older sister Kate, is the add-on child of the family.

by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010

drug induced children

drug induced children

Persons between birth and puberty who have, through any means, intaken a chemical substance which stimulates the occurance of a reaction in their bodies's nervous systems.

The drug induced children appeared frightened, and confused.

by Atlas Zero December 19, 2003