cheese job

when a girl shoots a yellow-green, cottage cheese like discharge from her vagina onto a guys penis and then the guy has sex with her.

"so what'd u do with your girlfriend this weekend?"
"she totally gave me a cheese job!"

by Justin:) February 19, 2008

Cheese Grater

Ripping hot abs reminiscent of a cheese grater.

Adam says "Hey you wanna see something?"
lifts his shirt and then says "check out my cheese grater". Free perve for all :D

by Resident Mong Bean October 5, 2009

cheese pizza

pizza with cheese on it. a layer of crust, with tomato sauce on top and then cheese.

Joe: "hey lets go get some pizza"

Jerry: "alright, what type should we get?"

Joe: "I'm thinking just a plain cheese pizza"

by MizFitt December 10, 2012

Cheese Spread

Anal oral sex.

The pussy was great but I wouldn't give her the cheese spread.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Cheese Griddle

what a mouth looks like when it has a shitload of gold and metal in it.

That nigga's mouth has so much gold that it looks like my mommas cheese griddle.

by Entropy365 January 23, 2006

Cheese itz

Replacing "Jesus" in a non sinful and politically correct way

Being the religious man he was, when Cory dropped a brick on his foot he replied "AHHH, Cheese itz!". For he did not want to take the Lords name in vain

by Ritch Boy March 31, 2009

cheese cube

take a step back and fuck yourself

Sacha please go cheese cube

by Lope A Dope January 12, 2009