In the Game of Rape, the DM Card, or Dave, is the Jack of Diamonds. He is a powerful card to have, as he can give AIDS to a previous player is he/she played a Jack, and give AIDS to the next player if he/she can only play a Jack. Only the Captain America Card has the power and awesomeness to perform a Rape Combo on Dave.
by Rape Player July 5, 2004
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That's why i should have my own sympathy card company. On the front would be a duckbilled platypus playing checkers with a rhino, and in the back round there would be a hot dog holding up a lemonade stand at gun point. When you opened it, it would just say "the world is messed up, man."
That's why i should have my own sympathy card company. On the front would be a duckbilled platypus playing checkers with a rhino, and in the back round there would be a hot dog holding up a lemonade stand at gun point. When you opened it, it would just say "the world is messed up, man."
by sceneduck May 19, 2006
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bunch of wanna be hard rich kids that are nothing but pussies. and teachers that act like they profit off giving detentions.
by train co January 24, 2020
Get the Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School mug.Capital of Wales, grey scummy city with the hottest gash in the world. i.e. where the girls look the exact mathematical inverse of their surroundings. Not as multicultural as other cities, more of a work hub for valleys people who travel to the capital due to lack of employment in their own towns. Hence Cardiff is generally home to some of the finest welsh poontang on the planet. A notable mention also goes to english students who make up a fair proportion of the city centre's youth population. Cardiff University attracts not necessarily the brightest students, but without a shadow of a doubt the most beautiful girls from all around the United Kingdom. A must see for any male tourist, though certainly not for its architecture. Be wary of going out on a Friday/Saturday night in the city centre; it is much better to just soak up the sights during the day time, when the main shopping street is packed to the brim with exemplary gash.
miroku: So, er, made any nice purchases today?
Hot Cardiff girl: Yes, I bought a handbag and I found a 9 ct gold plated hoop earring outside the job centre plus
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trim: yo, blud, did you know dat in cardiff city centre dey upgraded job centre to job centre plus? dat's well good bruv, now I might be able to find myself some jobs ya get me?
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PUA: excuse me, i just saw you from over there and i think you are adorable. i had to come over and talk to you. what's your name?
Hot Cardiff girl: I'm 15
(PUA runs away)
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Cardiff University is a quality academic research institution. It researches every single hot gash in the United Kingdom and uses special magic academic powers to attract them to Cardiff, in order to provide the males with the gash they need to study effectively.
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Hot Cardiff girl: Yes, I bought a handbag and I found a 9 ct gold plated hoop earring outside the job centre plus
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trim: yo, blud, did you know dat in cardiff city centre dey upgraded job centre to job centre plus? dat's well good bruv, now I might be able to find myself some jobs ya get me?
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PUA: excuse me, i just saw you from over there and i think you are adorable. i had to come over and talk to you. what's your name?
Hot Cardiff girl: I'm 15
(PUA runs away)
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Cardiff University is a quality academic research institution. It researches every single hot gash in the United Kingdom and uses special magic academic powers to attract them to Cardiff, in order to provide the males with the gash they need to study effectively.
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by Aldolf July 25, 2011
Get the Cardiff mug.A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.
"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."
"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"
"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"
by Ben December 28, 2004
Get the red card mug.After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
by Moustachio March 7, 2007
Get the Calling Card mug.A slang word used by hippies, tree-huggers, and a select few unnaturally awesome human beings, to describe an event (usually an outdoor adventure) in the most preposterous, beastly, epic way.
CARDIGAN can also be broken down to describe 73.9% of the average hippie's vocabulary:
C-ool
A-wesome
R-adical
D-ope
I-cey
G-narly
A-ce
N-autical
CARDIGAN can also be broken down to describe 73.9% of the average hippie's vocabulary:
C-ool
A-wesome
R-adical
D-ope
I-cey
G-narly
A-ce
N-autical
by JaylebC July 3, 2011
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